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Prepping is a serious business, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a bit of fun. Here are some fun survival memes to brighten your day during hard times.
We’ll add some of these:
- farmer memes
- country living
- prepper memes
- cabin memes
- and more
The last few months have been scary and chaotic. Don’t you think it’s time to take some time away from the news? Get a cup of coffee, and relax with a bit of good-natured humor.
Survival Memes To Put A Smile On Your Face
This antenna is not for WiFi
We do not have wifi. Talk to each other … pretend it’s 1995.
These are by far our most popular memes. A place most of us wish we could call home!
Just the money you need to eat, no luxury. Having people you love around, experience the truest happiness, and be healthy. Also, you can fix the place with stuff that you find or is given to you for free.
Would, you live here if it was rent-free?
All I want is a cabin in the middle of nowhere and wifi.
Who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me?
One day I’ll have my cabin in the woods
It’s all cute and fun… until someone takes a dump
Who needs a big house when you have land to hunt and fish?
Answer this… no neighbors for 50 miles means…
Freedom. The BEST things in life money can’t buy.
I’d rather be lost in the wood than found in the city
Happiness is 9 acres 3 lakes 2 mountains an endless forest no neighbors my cabin.
298 unread emails 6 missed calls 1 good book.
We had a playroom growing up it was called outside.
No reservation needed.
Of all the paths you take in life make sure a few of them are dirt.
This is why the dog is happier.
Sometimes all you need it a weekend and a dirt road.
I may be at work but in my mind…
Have you ever seen a sign that made no sense? Or that was stating the obvious? We got quite a few of these for you.
This is a Stop Sign. Thanks … I guess?
CAUTION – This sign has sharp edges.
WARNING – Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.
For HELP push the red button or YELL.
Sign not in use.
WARNING – No swimming if you cant swim.
This product contains peanuts.
If the door does not open DO NOT ENTER.
Caution! Fire is hot.
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on the ground level.
Never give up.
Country Living Memes
Could this be your happy place?
Back to the city? Never!
Hunting & FishingMemes
All I said was I like guns and hunting.
What time are you going to be done hunting? Uh … dark.
Fishing Brick – Instructions for use: throw in the air… if the brick lands, go fishing.
Can’t load a dishwasher or remember trash day but can keep all this perfectly organized.
I would rather eat wild game and find a pellet than eat fast food and find a hair.
Farmer & Homesteader Memes
The greatest change we need to make is from consumption to production long.
Take control of your future: grow your own food.
Who needs cross fit when you are farm fit!
Introducing the bumper dumper.
Don’t worry, I gotcha.
You’re doing it wrong.
What’s the point of the zombie apocalypse when you’re already a zombie?
This is how men handle a booboo.
Redneck doorbell – push the button: we’ll hear ya’!
Can I please have a Monday sized coffee to go?
The best use for ex-wife’s wedding dress: snow camo.
When I slice onions, onions cry – Chuck Norris.
Monday morning survival kit.
OK, fine I’ll go camping: I just need this.
OK, now I’m Prepared for the Apocalypse!
Meanwhile in Norway.
Meanwhile in Massachusetts: it hit 30 degrees today – snow.
More Survival Memes
Every RV looks like a meth lab… maybe I’m watching too much Breaking Bad
His profile said he drove a Mercedes and owned his own home.
This cabin and 200 acres can be yours for free, but… you can never watch football again. Would you take it?
Any time I don’t see or hear anyone is a good day.
NO, we don’t want to get in your stupid bunker!
Some days its hard to find motivation some days motivation finds you.
Today is the day: I can feel it. Today I will catch that tail.
Bonus: How to Make Pemmican, the Original Survival Food
Invented by the natives of North America pemmican was used by Indian scouts as well as early western explorers.
Native Americans spent a great deal of time on the go and depended on having portable, high-energy, highly nutritious, and filling foods that would last for long periods of time without refrigeration.
Pemmican is a portable, long-lasting, high-energy food. It's made of lean, dried meat that's crushed into powder and mixed with hot, rendered fat. This makes it one of the ultimate foods to have stockpiled for when SHTF or disaster strikes.
People really should avert their gaze from the modern survival thinking for just a bit and also look at how folks 150 years ago did it.
These guys were the last generation to practice basic things, for a living, that we call "survival skills" now.